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| me after running for one minute: | i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing |
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| News in Britain: | Stamps have gone up 14 pence |
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| News in Canada: | Moose on the loose downtown |
| News in America: | Cannibal eats man's face |
| Britain: | wat. |
| News in America: | Man throws intestines at police |
| Britain: | wat |
| News in America: | Man eats roommate's heart and brain |
| News in Canada: | Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters. |
| Britain: | Shit Canada. |
| America: | You fucked up. |
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“here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek
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